According to a member of Van Halen’s road crew, Eddie Van Halen’s son Wolfgang has been tapped to replace Michael Anthony in Chickenfoot.
“Wolfie enjoys being in a band with his dad and uncle but didn’t realize what he was in for with David Lee Roth,” the roadie said late Wednesday. “How would you like to be in a band with a vocalist who looks like Carol Channing with an Adam’s Apple and sings like Don Knotts on peyote? The new Van Halen live album is great but the vocals sound like a winded Vin Scully calling a Dodgers game in a hurricane.”
Michael Anthony is reportedly leaving Chickenfoot to devote more time to his hot sauce company.